Chicken Pox and Pimples

Portland, Portland, Portland. I'm on the fence about you. You had amazing Mexican food and cool ass stores. But you could have shown a little more love for the retarded pirates...

I found a store that sold stuffed giant microbes which are basically exaggerated plush cells. I bought Chicken Pox and the bacteria that causes acne. Completely useless I know, but I couldn't resist. Seriously though, I had what was probably the greatest burrito in my life tonight. Fuck it was good. I wish I was eating it right now.

Another cool feature of Portland, nay Oregon in general - no sales tax. Brilliant.

Backstage Beer Info:
Portland:
Miller High Life
Corona